1 00:00:08,650 --> 00:00:10,370 ? Here comes another long and lonely night ? 2 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:11,820 Oh, yeah. 3 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:14,290 ? Don't think that I can make it through ? 4 00:00:14,490 --> 00:00:16,080 Oh, Santi. 5 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:23,290 - Hey. - I love you so much. 6 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:26,460 I don't know what I was thinking. You were right. 7 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:29,220 Say it! 8 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,640 I do want to marry you. 9 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:33,430 Yes! 10 00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:38,480 ? And then you came into my life... 11 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:40,520 Oh, yeah, baby. 12 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,980 Oh, yeah, papi. 13 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:45,690 Yeah. 14 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:53,370 Oh. 15 00:00:53,570 --> 00:00:56,370 Ooh. 16 00:00:56,570 --> 00:00:57,966 ? But now I haven't felt the same... 17 00:00:57,990 --> 00:01:01,000 - Do you like that? - I do. 18 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,790 Oh... 19 00:01:02,990 --> 00:01:04,920 You're so good with your hands, Nick. 20 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,960 I know. That's why you keep me in the rotation, 21 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,460 'cause I can give it to you... 22 00:01:08,660 --> 00:01:10,470 Shh! 23 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:12,010 Can you just do the thing 24 00:01:12,210 --> 00:01:13,436 with your fingers where you make me...? 25 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:16,430 - Oh, this? - Oh, yeah. 26 00:01:16,630 --> 00:01:18,600 ? You better watch out for the falling tears... 27 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,890 Yeah. 28 00:01:20,090 --> 00:01:22,350 Oh, yeah! 29 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:25,730 Oh. 30 00:01:25,930 --> 00:01:28,530 Hot barista from Bridge City Grind? 31 00:01:28,730 --> 00:01:30,150 Hi. 32 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:33,530 I hope you don't mind. I just like to watch. 33 00:01:33,730 --> 00:01:34,730 Hell yeah. 34 00:01:34,770 --> 00:01:35,910 Oh... 35 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,580 Hey, you. 36 00:01:37,780 --> 00:01:39,370 Henry, get out of here. 37 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:41,500 Oh, my God. You're ridiculously hot, 38 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:43,000 but you're engaged to my brother. 39 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,670 You sure? 40 00:01:44,870 --> 00:01:46,710 Tempting. 41 00:01:46,910 --> 00:01:48,960 But no. No! 42 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,140 Okay. 43 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:01,730 Ah. 44 00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:04,150 - You're back. - I never left, baby. 45 00:02:04,340 --> 00:02:06,230 Oh, yeah, baby. 46 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,240 ? Why do you even come around? 47 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:15,320 Wait. Hold on. 48 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:20,580 - Oh. Oh, yeah, baby. - Yeah. Yes. Yeah. 49 00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:22,900 - Come on, come on... - It's ruined. 50 00:02:23,070 --> 00:02:24,430 Whoa, whoa, wait, wait. 51 00:02:24,620 --> 00:02:28,040 - Just leave. - 52 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,670 Oh! - 53 00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:31,436 Never mind. Never mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 54 00:02:31,460 --> 00:02:33,010 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - 55 00:02:33,210 --> 00:02:34,430 - Yeah! - Yeah! 56 00:02:34,630 --> 00:02:35,430 Yeah. 57 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,730 Morning, sweetheart. 58 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,230 Did you throw out my leftover dumplings from XLB? 59 00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:47,860 Oh, yeah, they were five days old. 60 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:50,270 Well, I am trying to save money on lunch 61 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:53,460 so I can move out and not have your moans be my alarm clock. 62 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:57,240 I do not know what you're referring to. 63 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:04,120 Changing the subject, um, I wanted to check in with you. 64 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,716 I know you're happy for your brother, 65 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:07,020 but it's got to be a little tough 66 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:08,560 to have his engagement party tonight 67 00:03:08,620 --> 00:03:10,500 when you're only two months out of your breakup. 68 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:13,420 - How you doing, hmm? - Some days are better than others. 69 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:15,630 - Hmm. - I miss him, 70 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:18,180 but it was clear we both wanted different things. 71 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:20,316 - Mm. - But thankfully, I have a lot to distract me, 72 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:22,770 like, I need to find a new place to live. 73 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:25,480 Do you? You know you can stay here forever. 74 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,440 Mom, that's so sweet... and so depressing. 75 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:31,480 Aw, what a beautiful sight. 76 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,610 - My two girls. - Mm. 77 00:03:33,810 --> 00:03:37,320 - Good morning. - Good morning. 78 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,280 Good morning. 79 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,200 Good... morning. 80 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,420 Mmm. Mmm. 81 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:50,100 I got to get out of here. 82 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,710 Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 83 00:03:53,910 --> 00:03:56,510 I said minced garlic, not chopped, okay? 84 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:58,550 This isn't the Olive Garden. 85 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:01,220 - At least when you're there, you're family. - Mm-hmm. 86 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:03,220 What's going on? 87 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:05,446 Shouldn't you two be chilling before your engagement party? 88 00:04:05,470 --> 00:04:07,980 That's what we should be doing, but Jorge is convinced 89 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:09,810 that my parents don't like him, 90 00:04:10,010 --> 00:04:12,230 and is now cooking a Filipino brunch to win them over. 91 00:04:12,430 --> 00:04:14,480 Yeah. And this? This is going to work. 92 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,610 I have not spent enough time with Lea and Ben 93 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:18,456 for them to get the full Jorge razzle dazzle. 94 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,200 They've only got half razzle, at best. 95 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,160 - Disaster. - My parents think you're great. 96 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,080 Not enough! 97 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:25,796 - Set the table, please. - Ooh. Work. Okay. 98 00:04:25,820 --> 00:04:27,830 Tonight has to be perfect, Henry. 99 00:04:28,030 --> 00:04:30,030 And it cannot be perfect if they are not completely 100 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,460 and utterly obsessed with me. 101 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:32,920 And the quickest way 102 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,920 to someone's heart is through their stomach. 103 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,550 So this meal is going to be like an aphrodisiac for your parents, 104 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,930 like your mom's going to want to hump the adobo. 105 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:43,600 - Yay? - Well, if your mom humps the adobo, 106 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,606 make sure you take a video 'cause I got to jet. 107 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:47,100 Got another delivery for my gym. 108 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:49,140 Ooh, my gym. 109 00:04:49,340 --> 00:04:50,730 I like the sound of that. 110 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:53,230 That's exciting! Did you ever land on a name? 111 00:04:53,430 --> 00:04:55,730 I was originally going to go with "Swole," 112 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:58,360 - but that was the general consensus, yeah. - 113 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,240 So I went with "Workout." 114 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,320 Yeah, "I'm going to Workout." 115 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,870 Double meaning! 116 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:05,120 I like it! 117 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:06,540 It's simple, it's clear. 118 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,290 Congrats, dude. 119 00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:10,256 Oh, and we will see you and Ana tonight, yeah? 120 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,620 Oh, just me. I didn't invite Ana. 121 00:05:11,820 --> 00:05:13,210 Oh, did you and Ana break up? 122 00:05:13,410 --> 00:05:16,090 - No, we didn't. - Okay, so, 123 00:05:16,290 --> 00:05:17,650 you're not inviting your girlfriend 124 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:20,016 to your best friend's engagement party that she definitely 125 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:21,970 knows about? Bold choice. 126 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:23,970 No, she's very chill. 127 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:27,260 We don't have to do everything together. Later. 128 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,730 This better not blow up later. 129 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,940 Oh. Here, try this. 130 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:35,770 Okay. 131 00:05:35,970 --> 00:05:38,280 Oh, yeah. Full razzle. 132 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,150 Mmm. 133 00:05:40,350 --> 00:05:41,700 No kissing in the kitchen. 134 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,450 Get back to work. 135 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:45,070 Yes, sir. 136 00:05:45,270 --> 00:05:47,280 Good morning. 137 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,620 What is this? Breakfast in bed? 138 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:52,160 Oh, my God, this is crazy. 139 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:54,460 Hi. 140 00:05:54,660 --> 00:05:57,090 - Good morning. - Mmm. 141 00:05:57,290 --> 00:06:00,050 Thanks for letting me sleep in. 142 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:02,340 Rounds went so late last night. 143 00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:04,930 Yeah, of course, but, uh, we got to get moving 144 00:06:05,130 --> 00:06:07,050 because I told Luis and Marta we'd be there soon, 145 00:06:07,130 --> 00:06:08,720 and I don't want to be late. 146 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:11,980 Look at you, all excited about your bro-hang with my gramps. 147 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:13,940 This is a win-win situation. 148 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,110 I get a day of pampering with my abuela, 149 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:18,770 and you guys can spend the day talking about how great we are. 150 00:06:18,970 --> 00:06:20,190 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 151 00:06:20,390 --> 00:06:22,150 It's going to be a real hermano hang. 152 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:25,200 - Don't do that. - Okay, you're just jealous 153 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,490 because I now know more Spanish words than you. 154 00:06:27,690 --> 00:06:28,870 Thanks, Duolingo. 155 00:06:29,070 --> 00:06:32,200 Uh, okay, you got me. 156 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,440 What? You don't have to get up. There's time to eat. 157 00:06:34,610 --> 00:06:38,000 Actually, I want to take this to the kitchen 158 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,480 where it makes more sense to eat 159 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:41,050 because breakfast in bed is sweet, 160 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:43,550 but revolting. 161 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:47,220 I don't want these croissant crumbs in my bed. 162 00:06:47,420 --> 00:06:49,140 �Huevos en la cama? 163 00:06:49,340 --> 00:06:50,850 It's a thing. 164 00:06:51,050 --> 00:06:53,270 It's not a thing. 165 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,650 It's hike o'clock! 166 00:06:58,850 --> 00:07:00,366 - What's up?! - Could y'all be any louder? 167 00:07:00,390 --> 00:07:02,070 - Morning. - Yeah, I can, actually. 168 00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:03,780 You ready to go climb a mountain? 169 00:07:03,980 --> 00:07:06,420 Do you mean, am I ready to pull you up a mountain? Can't wait. 170 00:07:06,610 --> 00:07:08,160 Come on, baby. Stop snooping. 171 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,950 Just looking for any evidence of a female presence, 172 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:12,660 'cause he doesn't tell us anything, 173 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:14,100 so I got to Sherlock this shit! 174 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,460 Look, I told you I'm putting myself out there. 175 00:07:16,660 --> 00:07:18,080 Okay. 176 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,880 - What's this? - Oh, can you not? 177 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,726 That's... that's something I was building for somebody. 178 00:07:21,750 --> 00:07:23,340 For Lily. 179 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:25,016 Well, we broke up before I could give it to her, so... 180 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,800 Do you need some water? 181 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,160 Nah, I'm cool. 182 00:07:28,290 --> 00:07:30,430 Look, I'm okay, all right? 183 00:07:30,630 --> 00:07:32,350 I just haven't had time to... 184 00:07:32,550 --> 00:07:33,550 put it in the garage yet. 185 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,280 In two months, you haven't had any time? 186 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:37,850 I need a hand truck. Okay, I can't just... 187 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:39,050 It's a whole thing. 188 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:40,536 He out here talking about hand trucks, baby. 189 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,150 Mm. The hand truck issue. Yeah. Got it. Uh-huh. 190 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:45,950 You know, I'm this close to just... 191 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:48,160 reading a book, staying my ass at home, 192 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,740 and you can carry your Andre up the hill yourself. 193 00:07:50,940 --> 00:07:53,160 Okay, okay, okay! I'll drop it. Dropped. 194 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,870 Just so y'all know in advance, my knee hurts a little, 195 00:07:57,070 --> 00:07:59,080 but I'm going to complain about it a lot. 196 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,670 - Of course, baby. - Yeah, we know. 197 00:08:00,870 --> 00:08:02,840 - Come on, girl. - Oh, let's go. 198 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,550 - Thank you for knowing me. - Mm-hmm. 199 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,346 You were doing pushups before we came, huh? 200 00:08:06,370 --> 00:08:08,940 All right, well, I got to get dressed for work, babe. 201 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,640 Work? I thought we were going to have 202 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:14,140 a laid-back day together before the party tonight. 203 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:16,020 I wish. But I got to get to the restaurant. 204 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:17,316 The turnaround between the brunch 205 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:18,540 and the party is really tight. 206 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,230 Yes, but your very responsible son 207 00:08:21,430 --> 00:08:23,070 has arranged every detail, 208 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:25,610 you have a well-paid staff to execute, 209 00:08:25,810 --> 00:08:28,820 Lily's at work and my parents are gone. 210 00:08:29,020 --> 00:08:31,450 I know. But I haven't been there in a long time, 211 00:08:31,650 --> 00:08:33,950 and I want to make sure that they're doing things my way, 212 00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:36,370 - mi amor. - Mm. 213 00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:38,830 Really? 214 00:08:39,030 --> 00:08:41,270 Okay. 215 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:49,010 Oh. 216 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:51,640 You are making it very hard for me to leave. 217 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,970 - Yes, that is my intention. - Mmm. Mmm. 218 00:08:56,170 --> 00:08:58,520 No, no. No, no! Babe, you're killing me 219 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,770 but I've got to go. I have to go! 220 00:09:01,970 --> 00:09:03,440 I get a redo later. 221 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:07,320 Ooh! 222 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,700 - Oh, what's wrong with me? - Hmm. 223 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:16,870 Well, now I'm just tits out in the kitchen. 224 00:09:19,930 --> 00:09:22,750 Okay. You guys have to try these memelas. 225 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:24,500 Oh, I can't eat another bite. 226 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:27,210 To be honest with you, Jorge, we got bumped to business class, 227 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:29,630 so we already ate. They served "steak." 228 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,680 Well, I-I haven't even served the fifth course yet, 229 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,010 - so... - There's more? 230 00:09:35,210 --> 00:09:36,210 - Yeah. - How thoughtful. 231 00:09:36,340 --> 00:09:38,220 I haven't eaten Filipino food in, like, forever. 232 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:39,850 This is delicious. 233 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:42,100 Oh, yeah, no, Jorge has been doing a lot of research 234 00:09:42,300 --> 00:09:43,650 on all things Filipino. 235 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:46,400 Yeah. I mean, our wedding is a merging of two cultures, 236 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,480 and I just want to make sure that your family is 237 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:49,680 as well-represented as mine. 238 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,860 That is so sweet, Jorge. 239 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:54,200 No, no, no, I-I insist. 240 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,200 I mean, what can we do to honor your family? 241 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,830 You know, I saw this amazing editorial about, like, 242 00:09:59,030 --> 00:10:00,710 Filipino wedding traditions. You know what, 243 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,046 I actually have it bookmarked. Let me just grab it real quick. 244 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,110 Actually, we don't have a lot of Filipino traditions 245 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,000 in our family. 246 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,210 But there are some traditions 247 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:09,410 that are important to us 248 00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:10,860 as proud Texans. 249 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,390 - Proud what now? - Yes. 250 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:17,220 Great idea. We can't bring the wedding to Texas, 251 00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:19,430 but we can bring Texas to the wedding. 252 00:10:19,630 --> 00:10:21,480 - You thinking what I'm thinking? - Yes. 253 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:23,980 Line dancing! 254 00:10:24,180 --> 00:10:26,410 Yee-haw! 255 00:10:32,690 --> 00:10:34,150 You're the best, Lily. 256 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,530 Thanks to you, my face will be baggage-free, 257 00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:38,030 even though my life isn't. 258 00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:40,290 Please, Erin. You're gorgeous. 259 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:42,010 Anyone is going to have puffiness after 260 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,170 crying all night over an ex. I've been there. 261 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:48,590 I swear, Lily, you are like free therapy. 262 00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:51,960 You know what? I do want you to order that depuffing mask. 263 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:55,050 - Put it on my tab. - Of course. 264 00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:58,640 Nice work, Diaz. Cha-ching, cha-ching. 265 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,070 That's how you stay on top. 266 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,680 About that... do you have a minute? 267 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,910 Yeah. Roll with me while I restock the Fenty. 268 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:12,400 So... I've been consistently top in sales 269 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,826 - for the three and a half years I've been here... - Mm-hmm. 270 00:11:14,850 --> 00:11:16,210 And I've taken on training staff 271 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,390 and managing brand deals... 272 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,280 Uh, yes. I don't know what I'd do without you. 273 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,750 Which is why I think it's time for a little raise. 274 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:26,540 Ugh, I wish I could, but salaries are only renegotiated 275 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:28,540 at your annual review. 276 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:30,710 Yes, but that's not for another six months. 277 00:11:30,910 --> 00:11:32,670 My salary hasn't kept up with inflation 278 00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:34,590 or the rising cost of living. 279 00:11:34,790 --> 00:11:36,800 I had to take out a loan just to buy a salad. 280 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,400 - Mm. - Do you know how much a salad 281 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,550 - is these days? - I know. 282 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:42,450 It's so expensive to be alive and beautiful. 283 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,020 Dina, I'm living with my parents, 284 00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:48,770 - and they have a very healthy sex life. - Mm. 285 00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:50,710 Please help me. 286 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,150 Tell you what I can do. 287 00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:55,070 I'm going to look the other way, 288 00:11:55,270 --> 00:11:57,820 and you can take home some of the returns. 289 00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,920 You're welcome. 290 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:07,074 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 291 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,630 - Hey! - Hey. 292 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:15,840 Luis, your man-date is here. 293 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,050 Ah, you mean hombre date. 294 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,990 Aw, that's sweet. 295 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:24,260 Goodbye, my love. 296 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,460 Have a good time. 297 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:26,680 - Thank you. - We will. 298 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,480 You, too. 299 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,900 - Have fun. - Adios. 300 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:32,310 Have fun. All right, my man, what are we going to do? 301 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:36,440 Play a little dominos, watch some Judge Judy, take a nap? 302 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,280 You have a very limited view of what old people do. 303 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,820 Today, se�or, you have the privilege of learning 304 00:12:42,020 --> 00:12:43,780 about romance from the master. 305 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:45,870 Oh, well, that's great. 306 00:12:46,070 --> 00:12:47,790 But, uh, I'm already pretty romantic. 307 00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:50,580 This morning I brought Sol breakfast in bed. 308 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:52,460 Oh, oh, yeah, I heard. 309 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,250 What's next, tres leches on the toilet? 310 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:56,710 You need my help. 311 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,130 Vaminos. Let's go. 312 00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,930 Okay, so I double-checked with the DJ about the playlist, 313 00:13:02,130 --> 00:13:05,140 and thank God that I did because it's like, The Chainsmokers? 314 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:06,810 That borders on a hate crime, Henry. 315 00:13:07,010 --> 00:13:09,060 So, I redid it, and thank God that I did, 316 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:11,270 and the emotional journey goes as follows. 317 00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:12,770 Shock and awe at arrival, 318 00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:15,230 dance your face off mid-party, 319 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:17,940 and then, we finish with, like, that gut punch 320 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:22,450 of "Will we ever have a love like Jorge and Henry's?" 321 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:25,660 Aww. Oh, and then, remember, 322 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:28,700 somewhere between "dance your face off" and "love gut punch," 323 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:31,420 I'm officially asking my friends to be my best men. 324 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,250 Yeah, yeah, it's all on the agenda. 325 00:13:33,450 --> 00:13:35,810 - And that's so sweet, by the way, babe. - 326 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:43,390 Also... so, what about these, um, these Texas traditions 327 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,766 your parents mentioned? - 328 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,470 Oh, they won't stop texting me about them. 329 00:13:47,670 --> 00:13:49,526 Oh, and they love you. 330 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:51,480 Well, that's exactly what I wanted. 331 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:54,060 I got to go. I'm taking my parents shopping. 332 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:56,360 They left their Texas formal wear at home. 333 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,490 They said you made them feel so comfortable, 334 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,860 they just want to represent. 335 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:04,320 You know, Henry, they also don't need new outfits. 336 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,120 You know, they're representing. They're representing so good. 337 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,950 What, are you kidding? 338 00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:11,910 My dad's motto is "you can never have too many ten-gallon hats." 339 00:14:12,110 --> 00:14:16,170 That is so funny. 340 00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:18,730 Fun. 341 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:21,010 - Okay, you ready? - Okay. Yeah. 342 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:22,010 Watch your step, watch your step. 343 00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:23,970 Whoa, whoa! Okay. 344 00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,300 - All right, you ready? - Ready. 345 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,850 - Ah! - Nick! 346 00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:30,470 - Yeah! - What?! 347 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:31,736 - I know. - This is amazing! 348 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,640 Check it out, refillable water stations. 349 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,840 Zero plastic, baby. 350 00:14:35,010 --> 00:14:38,270 In fact, let me give you some eco-friendly schwag 351 00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:42,360 from the president, the CEO, 352 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:46,240 the founder of "Workout" gym. 353 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,470 - Thank you. - Ooh. 354 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,410 I'm also the cleaning crew. 355 00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:55,170 - I can't wait to work out here. - Yeah. 356 00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:56,676 And some days say I'm going to work out, 357 00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:58,176 - but stay in bed and eat Doritos. - 358 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,250 Oh, and other days show up in a cute matching set, 359 00:15:00,450 --> 00:15:02,010 take selfies, and then leave. 360 00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,610 Well, none of this would've happened 361 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,766 if you hadn't planted the seed. 362 00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:05,970 That's sweet. 363 00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:07,770 But you're the one who found the location 364 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,680 and got the equipment and handled all the insurance, 365 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,100 license and permits. 366 00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,560 Wait, I had to do all that? 367 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:15,890 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. 368 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:17,090 I did all that. 369 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,736 It was a lot of hard work, but I did it, 370 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,230 and it felt really great. 371 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:24,990 Look at you, totally crushing it on all fronts. 372 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,990 I mean, you own your apartment, have an awesome girlfriend, 373 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:30,370 - and started a business. - Oh... 374 00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:35,410 I feel very inspired, if just a teensy bit jealous. 375 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:37,120 - Of me? - Yeah. 376 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,040 I feel so behind. 377 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,750 Like, look at you. 378 00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:43,010 I can't even get a measly raise. 379 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,200 I... 380 00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:46,800 How did you get your shit together before me? 381 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,760 Well, it took a lot of discipline. 382 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:50,800 Waking up at 6:00 a.m., meditating, 383 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,310 a manifestation journal. Oh, and incredibly wealthy, 384 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,890 if not emotionally neglectful, parents. 385 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:59,660 - Mostly that last one. - Mm. 386 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,730 Hey. 387 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,150 Go easy on yourself, Diaz. 388 00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:07,786 Your takeaway here should be that if I can 389 00:16:07,810 --> 00:16:09,960 get my shit together, you definitely can. 390 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:32,180 This is going to be good. 391 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:34,810 But not illegal, right? 392 00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:36,730 You ask too many questions. 393 00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:47,290 - The usual? - A little extra today. 394 00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:50,340 Shh. 395 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,240 Shh. Now, we should get out of here. 396 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,050 - Why? - Just... 397 00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,920 Hello. Uh, not today. My treat. 398 00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:05,960 Well, gracias, mija. 399 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,210 It's been paid. 400 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,800 I don't understand. This... 401 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,840 A very dapper gentleman took care of that, 402 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:14,510 and he left you this note. 403 00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:19,730 Okay. "Brown sugar and spice can be found here, too, 404 00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:22,060 but everything nice is a memory of you." 405 00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:23,690 Oh! 406 00:17:23,890 --> 00:17:26,780 - Is this what I think it is? - Yes. 407 00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:29,780 One of your abuelo's scavenger hunts. 408 00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:31,610 Where are we going next? 409 00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:34,620 - Follow me. - Thank you. 410 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,660 The clues take them to all of Marta's favorite places 411 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:41,040 around the city. See? Look. 412 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:44,790 Oh, thank God. 413 00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:47,470 'Cause I'm not going to lie, I was a little worried it might be 414 00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:48,760 backroom lotto. 415 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,690 I already won the lotto, her name is Marta. 416 00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:57,260 See? Fresh air, moving our bodies... 417 00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:59,470 All right, you act like I'm a recluse. 418 00:17:59,670 --> 00:18:01,230 I do work out, okay? 419 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:03,230 My problem isn't that I don't move my body. 420 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:04,520 That's his problem. 421 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,310 I can't be good at everything, baby. 422 00:18:06,510 --> 00:18:07,820 We just like seeing you. 423 00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,650 And I like seeing you; I don't mind being a third wheel. 424 00:18:10,850 --> 00:18:12,490 There could be four wheels 425 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:14,570 if you actually started dating again. 426 00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:16,456 But for real, c-can we slow down for a second? 427 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,450 Look, I appreciate it, I do, all right. 428 00:18:18,650 --> 00:18:20,000 But I'm just not like you guys. 429 00:18:20,190 --> 00:18:21,546 I don't see the whole marriage package thing 430 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:22,570 as being appealing. 431 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:24,170 Guys! My knee is killing me. 432 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:27,000 It's like it has its own heartbeat. 433 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,050 Aww. 434 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,380 Oh, my gosh, Melanie! 435 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:33,720 What are you doing here? 436 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,510 Annie! I literally told you yesterday 437 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,726 - how I work out here every Saturday morning. - That's right. 438 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,100 I must've forgotten. Oh, Melanie, 439 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,520 this is my friend Santiago. 440 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,830 Santiago, this is Melanie. 441 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,230 She also hates marriage. 442 00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:48,360 Hi. 443 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:49,960 Hi. 444 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,080 When I asked Henry's parents to share their traditions, 445 00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:58,336 I thought they were talking about Filipino traditions, 446 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,756 'cause ours kind of intersect, you know, 447 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,580 - no thank you, Spanish colonizers. - Yeah. 448 00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:03,710 But no, they're proud Texans, okay? 449 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,580 Texas wedding traditions are almost as bad 450 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,830 as their track record on reproductive rights, okay? 451 00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:09,840 Exhibit A, Henry texts me today, he goes, 452 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,550 "Which one of these cowboy hats looks best with my suit?" 453 00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:16,680 No hats, Henry! No hats is best, okay? 454 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,010 Okay, you have to chill out because it's very hard 455 00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:21,010 to do a lymphatic drainage to your face 456 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:22,290 when your eye is twitching. 457 00:19:22,420 --> 00:19:24,430 Okay, there. 458 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,900 This really helps with puffiness. 459 00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:28,400 And I have a new serum 460 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,190 that I mix with tinted moisturizer 461 00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:32,400 to make you look dewy and fresh. 462 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,900 - Mm. - Like, "Oh, 463 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,450 I just woke up like this." 464 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:40,700 Wow, I forgot how good you are at this. 465 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,580 Like... really good. 466 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:46,210 Thanks. This is why I wanted to be a makeup artist. 467 00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:48,136 All this creative stuff that you've been letting me 468 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,170 practice on you since I could hold a blush brush. 469 00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:53,050 Well, I am the perfect canvas. 470 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:55,260 It just sucks, because at Lash, 471 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,970 it's mostly about selling products. 472 00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:59,590 And this is what I love. 473 00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:02,930 I think I want to focus more on building my own client list, 474 00:20:03,130 --> 00:20:04,310 and do more private events. 475 00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:06,390 I can do that, right? 476 00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:08,310 Of course you can do that, Lil. 477 00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:10,730 I mean, you were just so dick-drunk on Santiago 478 00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:13,780 that you, like, neglected the things you actually care about. 479 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,740 Which, I'm sorry to say, like, you have a tendency to do. 480 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:18,660 Like, you lose yourself in a relationship. 481 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,620 One cute boy comes along and it's like "bye!" 482 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,990 to all the, like, cool stuff you're working on. 483 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:25,080 Well, I'm not getting that raise, 484 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,500 - so all the more reason to do my own thing. - Yes. 485 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,386 Otherwise, I'm just going to live in this house 486 00:20:29,410 --> 00:20:30,500 until I inherit it. 487 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:31,926 Oh, that's cute that you think that 488 00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:33,070 you're inheriting the house. 489 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,670 I'm the favorite child. 490 00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:37,760 Lil! Lily! 491 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,476 It's a setting spray, don't worry. Look at... 492 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,680 God, at my engagement party? 493 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,226 Well, look at how beautiful you look. 494 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,436 Yeah, you're right, it looks amazing. 495 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:45,816 Yeah, do a little bit more on the brow. 496 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,100 I'm sorry we blindsided you on your hike. 497 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,440 No, I appreciate the company. 498 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:54,190 But, uh, you and I have actually met before. 499 00:20:54,390 --> 00:20:55,530 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 500 00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:56,730 Uh, you remember that. 501 00:20:56,890 --> 00:20:58,360 I was kind of hoping you didn't. 502 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,450 A couple of years ago we went on a date. 503 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:01,820 Oh, a very short date. 504 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:04,620 Apparently he had to go home because he was excited 505 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,620 to finish the book he was reading. 506 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:08,910 Which was actually a gift, because I was 507 00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:10,630 looking for an excuse to start therapy. 508 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:12,960 Well, that-that wasn't a lie. 509 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,596 Yeah, I've known this guy for a long time. 510 00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:16,170 He's really that much of a nerd. 511 00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:19,420 I remember the name of the book. The Overstory. 512 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:22,720 By Richard Powers? I love that book. 513 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,900 All right, I would've left my ass, too. 514 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:27,890 Well, I'm sorry for how I acted. 515 00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:30,690 - I was pretty closed off back then. - And now? 516 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,400 Now? Now, I'm smart enough to put down a good book 517 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:37,380 if it means getting to know a beautiful woman better. 518 00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:40,900 Good answer. 519 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,920 - That's my boy. - Great answer! Great answer. 520 00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,830 - It's kind of a nice day. - It is a lovely day. 521 00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:51,410 Is this it? 522 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,960 Oh, yes. 523 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,690 Your abuelo brought me here on our first date in Portland. 524 00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,090 Que cute. 525 00:22:02,290 --> 00:22:05,140 Well, we didn't have a lot of money when we got here 526 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:08,140 but that didn't stop your abuelo. 527 00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:09,770 Thank you. 528 00:22:09,970 --> 00:22:13,440 Abuelo was so smooth. Look, another clue. 529 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,640 Ooh. 530 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:21,150 "One breathes fire, 531 00:22:21,350 --> 00:22:25,740 and we kissed under one of these many times 532 00:22:25,940 --> 00:22:27,240 when we were courting." 533 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:31,080 I guess abuelo got tired of rhyming. 534 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,500 "Breathes fire"? 535 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:34,040 Dragon. 536 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,790 Yes! Dragon bridge? 537 00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:40,300 Dragon canopy? Dragon church pew? 538 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,130 How many things did y'all kiss under? 539 00:22:42,330 --> 00:22:45,720 A lot. We were hiding from my parents. 540 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,050 Dragontree. 541 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:49,970 Dragontree Spa. 542 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:51,980 I love that place. 543 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,170 Me, too. 544 00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:54,850 - Okay, first we eat... - Mm-hmm. 545 00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:56,076 And then we get pampered. 546 00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:59,320 Let's drink. Wow. 547 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,610 Thank you for showing me your ways, Rey of Romance. 548 00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:05,660 Eh, cause "rey" means king? 549 00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:07,070 Yeah, I got it. 550 00:23:07,270 --> 00:23:10,200 Marta wanted time with Sol, but I also know 551 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,750 she needed a little spoiling. 552 00:23:11,940 --> 00:23:13,460 It's brilliant. 553 00:23:13,650 --> 00:23:15,620 You don't stop playing when you get old. 554 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:18,000 You get old when you stop playing. 555 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,090 �Asi! 556 00:23:20,290 --> 00:23:24,670 Que... Ahora que buen d�a tuvimos. 557 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,180 Whoa, whoa, hold up. 558 00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:28,260 I haven't hit that part of the Duolingo yet. 559 00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:30,930 �De que est�s hablando, Gabriel? 560 00:23:31,130 --> 00:23:34,640 Luis, I'm... who's Gabriel? 561 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,560 I'm-I'm Miles, I'm not Gabriel. 562 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:43,440 I know that. 563 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:47,550 You remind me of my cousin Gabriel. 564 00:23:50,170 --> 00:23:52,340 Same hair. 565 00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:55,600 Okay. 566 00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:59,960 Thanks, man. Thank you. 567 00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,550 Okay, here you go. 568 00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:05,380 - Let me know about the book signing. - I will. 569 00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:07,300 Thank you for crashing my hike. 570 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,930 - This was fun, guys. - Anytime. 571 00:24:09,130 --> 00:24:11,470 - Nice to meet you. - It was. 572 00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:14,430 Book signing. That's hot. 573 00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:16,140 You think a book signing is hot? 574 00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:18,190 I was just being supportive. 575 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,310 Come on. There was totally a vibe. 576 00:24:20,510 --> 00:24:22,020 Yeah, no, Melanie was cool. 577 00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,730 But, Annie, you got to chill out. 578 00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:26,150 Okay, listen, I know you're an introvert 579 00:24:26,350 --> 00:24:28,280 who doesn't like all that sappy love stuff, 580 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,320 but you also have depressive tendencies. 581 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,580 Ever since you and Lily ended things, 582 00:24:32,780 --> 00:24:35,330 you've isolated yourself, so, yes, we're worried about you. 583 00:24:35,530 --> 00:24:37,120 - Yeah. - And I know that if 584 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,710 I'm a little insistent, 585 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,670 I can push you out of your comfort zone. 586 00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:43,030 So, yes, because I love you, I'm going to do what I do. 587 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:45,150 - That's my girl. Mm-hmm. - I know that's right. 588 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:49,550 You're right. 589 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,590 Thank you. I appreciate it. 590 00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:53,970 So, you're going to call her, right? 591 00:24:54,170 --> 00:24:55,600 I'm thinking about it. 592 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,080 I might. Don't get your hopes up. 593 00:24:57,220 --> 00:24:58,640 - Okay, no, I won't. - All right. 594 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,366 - Should we talk baby names? - It's time to talk baby names. 595 00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:01,906 - I'm gonna head out. - Yeah, because I was thinking 596 00:25:01,930 --> 00:25:03,366 - we could call him Santiago Junior. - Yeah, yeah. 597 00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:05,366 And, oh, we could call him S.J. Or Santito for short! 598 00:25:05,390 --> 00:25:07,000 - I like Tito! - Yes! 599 00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,820 ? Oh, yes, baby ? 600 00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:17,200 ? I love you so, yeah ? 601 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,960 ? And I'll never, pretty baby... 602 00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:21,210 You better not. 603 00:25:23,580 --> 00:25:25,000 - Hey! - Hey. 604 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,090 - Hey, guys! - Hey. Oh, hi. 605 00:25:27,290 --> 00:25:29,130 - What's up? - This is James and Javier... 606 00:25:29,330 --> 00:25:30,726 - Hi. - Henry's best friends from childhood. 607 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:32,710 - Nice to meet you. - Hey, guys, thank you so much 608 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:34,010 for flying out for the party. 609 00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:35,356 Are you kidding? We wouldn't miss it! 610 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:37,020 Yeah, we are so happy for Henry. 611 00:25:37,210 --> 00:25:38,810 He was, like, such a dork in high school, 612 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,446 that we actually thought he'd never find someone. 613 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:41,776 Oh, I don't believe that! 614 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,520 No, you are right. Everybody loved him. 615 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:44,920 And he's always been handsome. 616 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:47,280 But, no, there was a rough patch where he had a mullet. 617 00:25:47,470 --> 00:25:49,286 - And I bet he pulled it off. - You know what? 618 00:25:49,310 --> 00:25:50,900 He kind of did. 619 00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:52,496 Well, Henry's picking up his parents. 620 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,916 - He'll be here really soon. - Oh, great. 621 00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:55,496 - We're going to hit up the bar. - All right. Have fun. 622 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,000 - Pleasure. - Nice to meet you. - Whoa. 623 00:25:57,190 --> 00:25:58,710 - They seem like nice guys. - Hey. - Hi. 624 00:25:58,780 --> 00:26:00,176 Look at this place. Looks like your Pinterest page 625 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,500 - come to life. - Yeah. 626 00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:03,880 I have the vision, and I execute the vision. 627 00:26:04,070 --> 00:26:06,130 - Yeah, you do. - - Oh. 628 00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:07,550 Who's that? 629 00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:10,090 All right, they're here. 630 00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:12,180 - I'll be right back. - 631 00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:14,090 Oh, uh, this is a little something from Ana. 632 00:26:14,290 --> 00:26:16,140 Oh, will she be joining us soon? 633 00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:17,680 Nope, she won't. 634 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:19,020 Oh, is she sick? 635 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:21,520 Uh, no. I just didn't invite her. 636 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:24,060 Well, I hope you know that you could have. 637 00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:26,360 I do. I just... didn't. 638 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,570 But she sent a gift. 639 00:26:28,770 --> 00:26:31,440 - Of course she did. She's very lovely. I... - Yeah. 640 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,036 I'm starting to feel weird about this. 641 00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:34,780 Now I feel weird about this. 642 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:37,760 I don't know. 643 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,590 No, they did not. 644 00:26:42,140 --> 00:26:44,540 - Oh, one more, one more. - Mm-hmm. 645 00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:45,540 - Jorge! - Hey. 646 00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:47,630 Come get in the photos with us! 647 00:26:47,830 --> 00:26:50,300 No! This is just for your family. 648 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,596 - Babe, come on! - Come, come on! 649 00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:52,970 All right, okay. 650 00:26:53,170 --> 00:26:54,630 - Yes. - Come! 651 00:26:54,830 --> 00:26:56,140 - Hi! - Hold on. 652 00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:57,896 These photos are going to look ridiculous. 653 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,140 Thank you, yes, a-absolutely. 654 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:00,936 - Jorge doesn't have a hat. - Oh, my God! 655 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:02,196 - Lea, give Jorge his hat. - Oh, oh, yes! 656 00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,020 - No. - For sure. 657 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:04,980 - Here you go. - Okay. 658 00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:07,730 - Oh. Perfect. Perfect. - Oh... wow. - Perfect! 659 00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:09,150 Everybody say "Yee-haw." 660 00:27:09,350 --> 00:27:12,400 Yee-haw! 661 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,200 Mm. I am so happy for them. 662 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,620 Ever since Henry met Jorge, 663 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:19,700 he basically floats into work every day. 664 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,700 He's like a butterfly you want to punch in the face. 665 00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:26,210 - They're disgustingly cute. - Mm. And Jorge looks amazing, 666 00:27:26,410 --> 00:27:30,170 as usual. I would kill for his skin and eyebrows. 667 00:27:30,370 --> 00:27:33,210 Oh. Oh, that-that's not him, that's me. I'm a makeup artist. 668 00:27:33,410 --> 00:27:35,130 - I did his makeup. - He's wearing makeup? 669 00:27:35,330 --> 00:27:38,550 - Yup. A lot of it. - Oh, dang, girl. You are good. 670 00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:40,260 Thank you! I appreciate it. 671 00:27:40,460 --> 00:27:42,316 You know, if you or any of your friends ever want 672 00:27:42,340 --> 00:27:44,060 to get your makeup done, hit me up. 673 00:27:44,260 --> 00:27:46,020 - I can do natural or full glam. - Hmm. 674 00:27:46,220 --> 00:27:47,620 And I am now taking private clients. 675 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,650 Okay, well, I actually have a wedding next weekend. 676 00:27:50,850 --> 00:27:52,656 - Mm-hmm. - And it's going to be crawling with ex-boyfriends. 677 00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,030 I want my presence to make them weep with regret. 678 00:27:55,230 --> 00:27:58,030 - That is my specialty. Mm-hmm. - Yes, girl! 679 00:27:58,230 --> 00:28:00,090 I'll get your info from Henry. Ciao! 680 00:28:01,970 --> 00:28:04,200 - I am in hell. - What? Why? 681 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,160 This party is incredible. 682 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:08,120 Yeah, of course the party's incredible, 683 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,520 but Henry's parents are now choreographing a line dance? 684 00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:12,340 One and two and three, clap-clap. 685 00:28:12,540 --> 00:28:16,220 It's like what's next? Like, a barn-raisin' weddin'? 686 00:28:16,420 --> 00:28:18,340 I was so worried about them not liking me, 687 00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:20,740 that it never occurred to me that I might not like them. 688 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,350 And, Lil, this is forever. This is for life! 689 00:28:23,550 --> 00:28:25,430 Yes, that's what marriage is. 690 00:28:25,630 --> 00:28:27,670 Do something. I'm feeling very overwhelmed 691 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:29,316 about the largeness of all of this, and I... 692 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:31,140 Okay, Jorgito, everything is going to be okay. 693 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,980 This is a very natural reaction, okay? 694 00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,440 Yeah. You're right. Everything's going to be fine. 695 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,990 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 696 00:28:38,190 --> 00:28:42,620 Oh, oh, speaking of fine, oh, Dinesh is here. Yummy. 697 00:28:42,820 --> 00:28:45,240 - Ah. Yum-yum. - Right. There she is. 698 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,000 Lil gonna Lil. 699 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,500 What does that mean? 700 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,040 It means that a few hours ago, 701 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,680 we had a very meaningful conversation 702 00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:53,300 about your next steps, and I don't want 703 00:28:53,490 --> 00:28:55,420 to see some cute boy derail that. 704 00:28:55,620 --> 00:28:57,760 - True. - Good. 705 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,340 But he's so hot! 706 00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:02,100 All right. Throw it all away. 707 00:29:02,290 --> 00:29:03,570 Someone should have fun tonight. 708 00:29:03,710 --> 00:29:05,100 Jorgito, stop being so dramatic. 709 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:07,260 You're about to marry the love of your life, okay? 710 00:29:07,420 --> 00:29:09,640 I'm the one who's alone and living with our parents. 711 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,560 - And you're much older. - Mm-hmm. 712 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:13,650 - Mm. - That made me feel 713 00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:14,980 a lot better, thank you. 714 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:16,980 Of course. 715 00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:19,610 Oh, God. Oh, no. Henry's mom's talking to the DJ. 716 00:29:19,810 --> 00:29:21,670 - I have to go. - Oh. 717 00:29:36,270 --> 00:29:38,050 - Hey. - Hi. 718 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:40,050 I was going to wait for you to text me, 719 00:29:40,250 --> 00:29:42,470 but I don't have time for that. 720 00:29:44,630 --> 00:29:47,890 - Hi. - Hey. 721 00:29:48,090 --> 00:29:50,600 It's so funny to see you here, 'cause just yesterday, 722 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,600 - I sat on your face. - Oh! 723 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,020 Right, my bus advertisements. 724 00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:57,360 The life of a realtor. 725 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,360 Mm-hmm. You should shave that beard, though. 726 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:00,780 It's a little prickly. 727 00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:03,530 - Some people like it. - Huh. 728 00:30:03,730 --> 00:30:07,030 ? I love you... 729 00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:09,250 Hey, congrats on the gym, man. That's great. 730 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,040 Thank you, thank you. 731 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,210 Where is Ana? I really like her. 732 00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:15,840 Oh. Uh-oh. 733 00:30:16,030 --> 00:30:17,750 Did we miss some chisme? - 734 00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:19,760 Hmm? Yeah, I'm not going to stop. 735 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,550 Lo siento, no lo siento. 736 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:24,260 I didn't invite her, okay? And now I'm getting 737 00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:26,720 Diaz'd about it, and as much as I'd like to think 738 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,640 that everyone else is wrong, I know 739 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,856 that if the Diaz family thinks you screwed up, you screwed up. 740 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,390 Yeah, Nick, you screwed up. 741 00:30:32,590 --> 00:30:34,480 I mean, why didn't you just invite her? 742 00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,940 I don't know! I just... God! It... 743 00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:42,200 You know what? No. It is fine. 744 00:30:42,390 --> 00:30:43,700 She is very, very laid back. 745 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:46,170 In fact, I am going to text her right now. 746 00:30:47,630 --> 00:30:51,430 "Hey, babe." Heart emoji, heart emoji. 747 00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:54,770 Hmm? 748 00:30:57,350 --> 00:30:59,840 "Hi." Period. 749 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,170 No emoji. There's no emoji. 750 00:31:02,370 --> 00:31:03,550 I... 751 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:06,300 Shit. 752 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,050 I'm going to get a drink. 753 00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:10,531 - Oh, you got a... - Uh, you got a drink right there. Okay. 754 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,100 Another drink. Another drink. 755 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:17,610 Oh. I remember those days. 756 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,400 Feeling clueless. 757 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,110 Well, that will never be you again 758 00:31:21,310 --> 00:31:22,940 after your day with my abuelo. 759 00:31:23,140 --> 00:31:25,610 Listen, uh, 760 00:31:25,810 --> 00:31:27,700 I need to talk to you about something. 761 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:29,740 I was going to wait, but I've learned 762 00:31:29,940 --> 00:31:32,250 that keeping things from you isn't wise. 763 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,700 Okay. 764 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:36,180 It's about Luis. 765 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:41,170 Okay, this is great. Come back and get the empanadas next 766 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:43,590 once that's gone, okay? Thanks! 767 00:31:43,790 --> 00:31:45,880 Honey, my parents have some news 768 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,970 - they're excited to share with you. - Oh. 769 00:31:48,170 --> 00:31:50,890 As you know, we are University of Texas alums. 770 00:31:51,090 --> 00:31:52,310 - Hook 'em horns! - Yeah. 771 00:31:52,510 --> 00:31:54,810 - I remember. - The school mascot is Bevo, 772 00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:56,290 a beautiful Texas longhorn steer. 773 00:31:56,470 --> 00:31:58,850 It's a sacred tradition to have Bevo at your wedding. 774 00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:01,020 - It brings good luck! - Oh. 775 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:04,610 Yeah, no, no, no, no. 776 00:32:04,810 --> 00:32:06,780 Yes! It's almost impossible to book him, 777 00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:09,240 - but I pulled some strings. - Yes! 778 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:12,290 May Bevo bring you as many blessings as he brought us. 779 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,546 - Mm. - Speaking of blessings, part of your budget will have 780 00:32:14,570 --> 00:32:16,170 to be allocated to cleaning up after him, 781 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,210 because, believe me, it's more than you could possibly imagine. 782 00:32:19,410 --> 00:32:21,790 But worth it! Hook 'em horns! 783 00:32:21,990 --> 00:32:24,210 - Hook 'em horns! - Say it with us, Jorge. 784 00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:25,880 Hook 'em horns! 785 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,400 Hook 'em horns. 786 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,390 It's too much. 787 00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:33,430 - I can't! - Yeah. 788 00:32:33,630 --> 00:32:36,560 - It's physically hurting him. - Oh, it definitely is. 789 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,190 Uh, that's the face he makes when I wear salmon. 790 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:41,770 Uh... what is going on? 791 00:32:41,970 --> 00:32:43,270 We're just messing with you. 792 00:32:43,470 --> 00:32:45,570 We're proud Texans, but we're not that tacky. 793 00:32:45,770 --> 00:32:46,900 We're just jokesters. 794 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:48,246 Who would have a bull at their wedding? 795 00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:50,990 Welcome to the family, Jorgito. 796 00:32:51,190 --> 00:32:52,700 Oh, thanks! 797 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:54,970 - Yes. Bye. - We'll see you guys. 798 00:32:56,890 --> 00:32:58,750 What just happened? 799 00:32:58,950 --> 00:33:01,920 That is how my parents express affection. 800 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,250 - Oh. - Yeah, they only mess with people they love. 801 00:33:05,450 --> 00:33:07,420 If anyone in my family is ever too sweet to you, 802 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:09,090 that's when you should worry. 803 00:33:09,290 --> 00:33:11,300 Really? They love me? 804 00:33:11,500 --> 00:33:13,390 Oh. So no more Texas stuff? 805 00:33:13,590 --> 00:33:15,390 - Oh, no. - Oh, my God! 806 00:33:15,590 --> 00:33:18,810 This is such a relief. This is the perfect night! 807 00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:21,350 Oh, wait, wait, wait! It's time for me to ask my groomsmen. 808 00:33:21,550 --> 00:33:23,480 I'm so excited to show you this magic trick 809 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,480 - I've been working on. - Okay, ha, ha, Henry. 810 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,280 The joke's over. No more pranks. 811 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,200 No, I'm serious. It's going to be awesome! 812 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,990 No, a... a magic trick? 813 00:33:33,190 --> 00:33:34,780 In front of all of these people? 814 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:35,980 At my engagement party? 815 00:33:36,150 --> 00:33:39,500 Uh, our engagement party. 816 00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:41,870 Henry, you cannot do it. 817 00:33:42,070 --> 00:33:43,380 It's cornier than the hats. 818 00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:47,840 You know I love magic, and I'm sorry you don't like it, 819 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,630 but I have a right to bring some of my ideas to the table. 820 00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:51,856 Not if they're embarrassing. 821 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,140 Oh, so... I'm embarrassing? 822 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:55,850 That's not what I meant. 823 00:33:56,050 --> 00:33:58,160 - I... - You know that's not what I meant. 824 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,140 Fuck. 825 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:04,230 - I mean... - I get it. 826 00:34:04,430 --> 00:34:06,480 Gladys Delgado. 827 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,650 Enchant�e. Kiss it. 828 00:34:08,850 --> 00:34:11,110 Oh. 829 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:14,370 That's right. I'm Lily's very young aunt, 830 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,996 so if things don't work out with her, 831 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,180 I could arrange to be single. 832 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,540 Dinesh Mondal. And I know who you are. 833 00:34:19,740 --> 00:34:22,250 Jorge talked about you often. 834 00:34:22,450 --> 00:34:23,870 Oh, did he? 835 00:34:24,070 --> 00:34:25,460 Did he mention I'm double-jointed? 836 00:34:25,660 --> 00:34:26,660 - T�a. - I am. 837 00:34:26,830 --> 00:34:28,000 It didn't come up. 838 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,460 It didn't? That's so weird. 839 00:34:29,660 --> 00:34:31,056 - Well, the legs... they, flippy-floppy. - Ah. 840 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,840 All over the place, whatever you want. 841 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,510 Anyway, be a lamb and get Lily and I some fresh cocktails 842 00:34:35,710 --> 00:34:37,260 so that we can talk about you. 843 00:34:37,460 --> 00:34:39,600 - Absolutely. - Thank you. 844 00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:43,600 Ooh! That man, 845 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,326 that suit... this floor just became a Slip 'N Slide. 846 00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:47,150 Ay, t�a, que suerte. Esperate, no te caigas! 847 00:34:47,350 --> 00:34:48,746 Oye, oye, pere... 'perate, esperate. 848 00:34:50,230 --> 00:34:51,536 Please tell me you're going to get in on that. 849 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,490 Oh, we'll see. I mean, he's super cute, 850 00:34:53,690 --> 00:34:55,286 and the cherry on top of my good-night sundae. 851 00:34:55,310 --> 00:34:57,310 - Mm-hmm. - But I'm also trying to hustle right now. 852 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,950 I am doubling down on private clients, 853 00:34:59,150 --> 00:35:01,160 so tell all your friends I'm available. 854 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,160 I need the money to get my life back on track. 855 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,830 Who says you're not on track? 856 00:35:05,030 --> 00:35:06,880 T�a, I'm almost 30 and living with my parents. 857 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:08,840 What part of my life is on track? 858 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,400 Oh, baby, no, no, no. I'm going to tell you a little secret. 859 00:35:11,450 --> 00:35:14,260 The track does not exist. 860 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,180 Oh, it does exist! 861 00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:18,646 No, I need to grow my business, move out of my parents' house, 862 00:35:18,670 --> 00:35:20,630 fall in love, get married, buy a house, have kids, 863 00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:22,190 become Beyonc�'s personal makeup artist 864 00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:23,480 and live happily ever after. 865 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,480 That is a fake schedule 866 00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,366 that society has been hammering into your head 867 00:35:27,390 --> 00:35:28,690 since the minute you were born. 868 00:35:28,890 --> 00:35:30,116 Who says you have to do it in that order? 869 00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:31,700 You don't need a husband to buy a house. 870 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:34,110 Hello?! You don't need to wait 871 00:35:34,310 --> 00:35:38,030 to meet the love of your life to love your life. 872 00:35:38,230 --> 00:35:42,340 Your happily-ever-after can start right now. 873 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,500 Uh, hi there. 874 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:50,890 Uh, can I have everyone's attention, please? 875 00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:55,260 Oh, what's happening? 876 00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:57,260 Just the most mortifying part of the evening. 877 00:35:57,460 --> 00:35:59,970 - Jorgito... - No, wait. Wait for it. 878 00:36:00,170 --> 00:36:01,760 Well, hi, everyone. 879 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:06,560 Wow. Uh, it really is incredible to look out into this room 880 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:11,110 and see so many people that Jorge and I know and love. 881 00:36:11,310 --> 00:36:13,820 Which makes me think of this, uh, 882 00:36:14,020 --> 00:36:16,650 Texas wedding tradition that I've always admired, 883 00:36:16,850 --> 00:36:19,700 uh, to formally ask your best friends 884 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:21,700 to be a part of your wedding party. 885 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:24,620 So now, I would like to do that 886 00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:27,920 with the magic of... 887 00:36:28,110 --> 00:36:29,500 magic. 888 00:36:33,370 --> 00:36:34,550 Why is everyone clapping? 889 00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:36,030 He hasn't even done anything yet. 890 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,590 You need to relax. 891 00:36:37,790 --> 00:36:40,720 So, as you can see, I'm wearing a beautiful dress shirt. 892 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,850 Now, I'm about to turn around, and when I do, 893 00:36:43,050 --> 00:36:47,530 my choice for best man number one will be revealed. 894 00:36:51,870 --> 00:36:54,570 Oh. 895 00:36:55,930 --> 00:36:57,610 How did he do that? 896 00:36:57,810 --> 00:37:00,030 I don't know. 897 00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:02,070 James, will you be my best man? 898 00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:05,160 Of course I'll be your best man! I love you, bro. 899 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,080 - Oh. - 900 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,280 Yeah! 901 00:37:08,410 --> 00:37:10,250 Okay, and now, 902 00:37:10,450 --> 00:37:12,840 for best man number two, 903 00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:16,130 which, if I may add, is no less important 904 00:37:16,330 --> 00:37:19,150 than best man number one, and that is... 905 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:25,850 What?! - Wow. 906 00:37:26,050 --> 00:37:27,310 That's me! I'm Javier! 907 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,950 Hey. 908 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,270 I love you guys. 909 00:37:33,470 --> 00:37:36,400 - Aw. - Wow. 910 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,570 Yay! 911 00:37:38,770 --> 00:37:40,746 Okay, I'll be right back. I just got to get out of these clothes. 912 00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:42,210 Yeah, well... 913 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,490 So, what I'm learning here is that I'm an asshole. 914 00:37:46,690 --> 00:37:48,750 - Oh, yes. - That's correct. - Mm. Well, 915 00:37:48,950 --> 00:37:52,370 I know it's not fancy, but this asshole would 916 00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:54,380 love for you three to be his wedding party. 917 00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:55,840 - Of course. - Obviously. - Duh. 918 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,500 - Yay! I love you. - Yay! 919 00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:59,880 - Oh, bud. - Mmm! 920 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,440 And, if you'll excuse me, I have some apologizing to do. 921 00:38:05,990 --> 00:38:08,810 Did he just say he was going to go apologize? 922 00:38:09,010 --> 00:38:11,600 - He did. - Our baby boy is all grown up. 923 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,020 - We did it, fam! - Yeah. 924 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,650 ? I just wanna go ? 925 00:38:16,850 --> 00:38:18,820 ? Up, up, up, up, and away... 926 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:21,280 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I... 927 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,780 I was totally wrong about the magic trick. 928 00:38:23,980 --> 00:38:25,660 - Thanks for that. - No, and 929 00:38:25,860 --> 00:38:27,666 I wouldn't have been such an easy target for your parents 930 00:38:27,690 --> 00:38:30,330 if I wasn't so obsessed with everything being just so. 931 00:38:30,530 --> 00:38:33,270 You know, and just like... Henry, please, no. 932 00:38:35,430 --> 00:38:38,590 Growing up, I felt like being perfect could protect me. 933 00:38:38,790 --> 00:38:43,010 That no one could dismiss me or reject me if every detail 934 00:38:43,210 --> 00:38:45,680 of my outfit or party or whatever was flawless, you know? 935 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,820 And I know now... 936 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:52,120 I know now that I need to let that go. 937 00:38:57,620 --> 00:39:00,400 You don't have to do that anymore. 938 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,460 I love you, faults and all. 939 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,570 What faults? 940 00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:14,430 And you know, honestly, the hat is chic as fuck. I love it. 941 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,000 How much? 942 00:39:20,730 --> 00:39:22,010 Yee-haw. 943 00:39:22,210 --> 00:39:24,550 - You really are my dream man. - 944 00:39:33,990 --> 00:39:35,270 Oh, here's to a lovely day. 945 00:39:35,470 --> 00:39:36,730 - Oh. - Hi. 946 00:39:36,930 --> 00:39:38,480 - Hey, Sol! - Hi. 947 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,360 Today was such a fun day, abuela. 948 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,070 Yes, it was. 949 00:39:42,270 --> 00:39:43,900 Your abuelo knows how to take care of me. 950 00:39:44,100 --> 00:39:47,070 - Hmm. - And you are taking notes, right? 951 00:39:47,270 --> 00:39:48,530 Yeah, of course I am. 952 00:39:48,730 --> 00:39:50,950 - Mm. - Um... 953 00:39:51,150 --> 00:39:55,710 So, Miles told me something that happened today that... 954 00:39:55,910 --> 00:39:57,770 that worried him. 955 00:39:59,310 --> 00:40:02,340 Uh... Marta, 956 00:40:02,540 --> 00:40:04,970 uh, Luis got confused. 957 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,590 Did he think you were someone else? 958 00:40:07,790 --> 00:40:09,010 Uh... yes. 959 00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:10,430 So you know? 960 00:40:10,630 --> 00:40:12,600 Of course I do. 961 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,060 I spend every minute of the day with that man. 962 00:40:15,260 --> 00:40:16,480 Why didn't you say anything? 963 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,020 I mean, we need to get him tested 964 00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:19,480 and figure out what's going on. 965 00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,320 You shouldn't be shouldering this 966 00:40:21,510 --> 00:40:23,130 all by yourself. It's a lot. 967 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:28,160 I know exactly what's going on. 968 00:40:28,350 --> 00:40:32,430 The doctors told me it was... the early stages of dementia. 969 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,750 Abuela, I'm so sorry. 970 00:40:37,950 --> 00:40:40,100 Is there anything I can do? 971 00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:44,800 Well, he doesn't get confused too often, 972 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,650 and when he forgets, well, I remember for him. 973 00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:52,850 He's my boyfriend, 974 00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:56,520 and it's a blessing to get to grow old together. 975 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:59,100 Come on, Marta. 976 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:01,020 I've been waiting to dance with you all day. 977 00:41:01,050 --> 00:41:03,650 S�, mi amor. 978 00:41:03,850 --> 00:41:05,690 Thank you, Sol. 979 00:41:05,890 --> 00:41:07,530 It's nice to know you're going to be there 980 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,820 for me if I need you. 981 00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:11,320 ? Like the sea... 982 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,200 And there, and there. 983 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:16,330 Baby, I love you. 984 00:41:16,530 --> 00:41:18,580 ? Whoa, it's spinning me ? 985 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:22,250 ? It grows more and more like the tide... 986 00:41:22,450 --> 00:41:24,480 You okay? 987 00:41:27,690 --> 00:41:30,010 Um... 988 00:41:30,210 --> 00:41:33,180 I know it wasn't an easy thing 989 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,930 for you to tell me what's going on. 990 00:41:35,130 --> 00:41:38,890 So, thank you. 991 00:41:39,090 --> 00:41:40,520 De nada, mi amor. 992 00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:45,020 It's growing on me. 993 00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:46,730 I know. 994 00:41:46,930 --> 00:41:49,610 Come on. 995 00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:57,450 ? Like a warm, rippling wave that comes ashore ? 996 00:41:57,650 --> 00:42:04,140 ? Our love will last forevermore ? 997 00:42:05,270 --> 00:42:11,400 ? How can we deny this blessing ? 998 00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:19,700 ? This glorious thing called love? ? 999 00:42:20,910 --> 00:42:24,230 ? Oh, for you, for you and me ? 1000 00:42:24,430 --> 00:42:28,250 ? It's gonna be eternity ? 1001 00:42:29,290 --> 00:42:34,630 ? Spent in heaven up above ? 1002 00:42:36,630 --> 00:42:41,210 - ? Our love, our love ? - ? Our love ? 1003 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,380 - ? Yes, it's like a sea ? - ? Our love ? 1004 00:42:45,580 --> 00:42:48,500 - ? It's so deep, oh, it's so deep ? - ? Our love ? 1005 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:53,180 ? And you know, it's endlessly, it grows... 1006 00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:55,550 May I? 1007 00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:57,100 But of course. 1008 00:42:57,300 --> 00:43:00,720 ? Like the tide that comes to shore ? 1009 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,140 ? Filled with bliss and tenderness... 1010 00:43:03,340 --> 00:43:05,150 Love the new haircut, by the way. 1011 00:43:05,350 --> 00:43:07,860 - Oh, really? - Yeah. Very handsome. 1012 00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:09,900 - Thanks. I think so, too. - Hey! 1013 00:43:12,390 --> 00:43:14,030 Look at how sweet they are. 1014 00:43:14,230 --> 00:43:16,570 ? Like the sea... 1015 00:43:16,770 --> 00:43:18,450 Where is Ana? 1016 00:43:18,650 --> 00:43:19,990 I didn't invite her. 1017 00:43:20,190 --> 00:43:21,586 I messed up, okay? I'm a crap boyfriend. 1018 00:43:21,610 --> 00:43:23,580 - Whoa. - Sorry. 1019 00:43:23,780 --> 00:43:27,330 I've just been getting a lot of, uh, unsolicited feedback. 1020 00:43:27,530 --> 00:43:29,090 Ah. 1021 00:43:29,290 --> 00:43:30,806 Well, that's because you're part of the family now. 1022 00:43:30,830 --> 00:43:32,460 Yeah, I used to love that until tonight. 1023 00:43:34,790 --> 00:43:36,856 So why didn't you invite her? I mean, she knew about it. 1024 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,680 She even gave me a present to drop off. 1025 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,930 I mean, I could've invited her then, but I don't know. 1026 00:43:42,130 --> 00:43:43,810 Maybe I didn't want to? 1027 00:43:44,010 --> 00:43:45,790 Why? 1028 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,570 I guess I was worried that by bringing her, 1029 00:43:51,770 --> 00:43:54,030 I would send a message I wasn't ready to send. 1030 00:43:54,230 --> 00:43:55,650 And now? 1031 00:43:55,850 --> 00:43:57,200 Now, I think I'm a coward. 1032 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,030 Well, to be fair, you don't have a lot of boyfriend experience. 1033 00:44:00,230 --> 00:44:02,620 - Yeah. - But you got a lot of potential. 1034 00:44:02,820 --> 00:44:04,750 You think so? 1035 00:44:04,950 --> 00:44:07,310 I do. 1036 00:44:09,890 --> 00:44:11,630 So now what? 1037 00:44:11,830 --> 00:44:13,630 You go apologize. 1038 00:44:13,830 --> 00:44:16,090 Yup, we love it when you guys apologize. 1039 00:44:18,290 --> 00:44:19,640 Thanks for the advice, Lil. 1040 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,440 You always push me to be a better person. 1041 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:27,100 Well, your transformation has been pretty inspiring. 1042 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:28,520 Maybe I can also 1043 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,730 build a business and buy a place of my own. 1044 00:44:30,930 --> 00:44:33,230 What am I waiting for? 1045 00:44:33,430 --> 00:44:35,320 I thought that was future me, 1046 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,650 - but what if it can be now me? - Ah. 1047 00:44:37,850 --> 00:44:40,550 Oh. Are we becoming the best people on the planet? 1048 00:44:41,590 --> 00:44:42,990 I think we're getting there. 1049 00:44:53,350 --> 00:44:54,940 Thanks for the dance. 1050 00:45:01,860 --> 00:45:03,560 - Hey. - Hey. 1051 00:45:03,750 --> 00:45:05,180 So, I'm taking off. 1052 00:45:05,380 --> 00:45:06,600 Can I get your number? 1053 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,190 - Yes. - Yeah? Cool. 1054 00:45:09,390 --> 00:45:11,520 Maybe we can go out one night next week. 1055 00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:13,940 Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. 1056 00:45:14,140 --> 00:45:15,940 I think you're ridiculously hot. 1057 00:45:16,140 --> 00:45:17,940 - Please keep being honest. - But... 1058 00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:20,110 - No "but." No... - But I'm off 1059 00:45:20,310 --> 00:45:21,950 a pretty fresh breakup, and I think I need 1060 00:45:22,150 --> 00:45:23,780 to focus on life stuff for a minute. 1061 00:45:23,980 --> 00:45:26,080 Like, and this is the good part for you, 1062 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:27,290 - Hmm. - Home ownership. 1063 00:45:27,490 --> 00:45:29,210 Know anyone super foxy 1064 00:45:29,410 --> 00:45:31,500 who could help a girl on a tight budget? 1065 00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:33,000 That would be me. 1066 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,090 Great. 1067 00:45:35,290 --> 00:45:38,260 - Text me. - I will. 1068 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,600 All right, hey, look, 1069 00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,560 I'm-I'm going to hang up for real this time, okay? 1070 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,200 Yeah. And now, I'll see you on Wednesday. 1071 00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:55,650 All right, bye. 1072 00:46:21,610 --> 00:46:24,720 Oh, I forgot to check an email. 1073 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:28,220 No! No, no, no. 1074 00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:30,850 I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to put my foot down. 1075 00:46:31,050 --> 00:46:32,850 It'll just take a second, I promise, mi amor. 1076 00:46:33,050 --> 00:46:34,270 Just relax. 1077 00:46:34,470 --> 00:46:37,270 Living with a workaholic is not relaxing. 1078 00:46:37,470 --> 00:46:39,320 Oh. 1079 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,820 Would you look at this? 1080 00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:43,820 What's this? 1081 00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:50,580 Um... I'm confused. 1082 00:46:50,780 --> 00:46:52,290 Is this...? 1083 00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:56,770 Surprise! 1084 00:46:58,190 --> 00:47:00,420 What?! 1085 00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:03,590 It's the itinerary for our trip around the world, babe. 1086 00:47:03,790 --> 00:47:07,100 But what about the restaurant, and-and all the phone calls 1087 00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:09,100 - and the check-ins? - Oh, babe, 1088 00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:11,100 this trip was a beast to put together. 1089 00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:12,930 Plus, I had to make sure 1090 00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:14,900 everything with Casa was all buttoned up. 1091 00:47:15,090 --> 00:47:16,400 But you know what? 1092 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:19,270 I have been promising you this trip for over 30 years. 1093 00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:21,570 I needed to make sure it was perfect. 1094 00:47:21,770 --> 00:47:25,240 We're going to Bora-Bora? 1095 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,320 Oh! 1096 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:31,290 I always wanted to stay in one of those huts over the ocean. 1097 00:47:31,490 --> 00:47:34,330 And you shall, my love, right there. 1098 00:47:34,530 --> 00:47:35,580 - See? - Oh! 1099 00:47:35,780 --> 00:47:36,940 I told you I was handling it. 1100 00:47:37,070 --> 00:47:39,380 Oh. 1101 00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:41,170 You really were! 1102 00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:42,920 - Oh. - Mmm. 1103 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,646 - It's going to be amazing. - Oh, my God! 1104 00:47:48,670 --> 00:47:49,970 Yeah? Yeah. 1105 00:47:50,170 --> 00:47:52,180 We leave in a week?! 1106 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:21,380 ? I wish I may ? 1107 00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:26,090 ? I wish I might ? 1108 00:48:26,290 --> 00:48:28,180 ? I ? 1109 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,850 ? Wish I may... 1110 00:48:33,050 --> 00:48:36,770 Mmm. I bought this place. 1111 00:48:36,970 --> 00:48:39,290 I live here! 1112 00:48:40,830 --> 00:48:43,900 ? I make you mine ? 1113 00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:47,490 ? I wish that you ? 1114 00:48:47,690 --> 00:48:51,030 - ? Would fall in love ? 1115 00:48:51,230 --> 00:48:55,450 - ? With me ? - ? Star light ? 1116 00:48:55,650 --> 00:48:58,750 ? Star bright ? 1117 00:48:58,950 --> 00:49:02,540 ? I'd wish for one ? 1118 00:49:02,740 --> 00:49:06,050 ? Moment of bliss ? 1119 00:49:06,250 --> 00:49:09,760 - ? To hold you near ? - ? I wish ? 1120 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,390 ? To share your kiss ? 1121 00:49:13,590 --> 00:49:17,180 ? I'd wish that you ? 1122 00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:20,440 ? Would fall in love ? 1123 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,920 ? With me ? 1124 00:49:28,290 --> 00:49:32,160 ? Star light, star bright ? 1125 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:36,040 ? I wish I'd found you tonight ? 1126 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:41,520 ? Make my dreams come true ? 1127 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,800 ? Grant me this favor ? 1128 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,050 ? Make him love me ? 1129 00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:55,560 ? And I'll be faithful to you ? 1130 00:49:55,760 --> 00:50:00,850 ? Oh, I wish I may ? 1131 00:50:01,050 --> 00:50:05,110 ? I wish I might ? 1132 00:50:05,310 --> 00:50:09,240 - ? Happily ? - ? I wish ? 1133 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:13,160 ? I'll be tonight ? 1134 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,160 ? Feel so divine ? 1135 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:21,370 ? I wish they were mine ? 1136 00:50:21,570 --> 00:50:24,630 ? Star light ? 1137 00:50:24,830 --> 00:50:27,130 ? Star bright ? 1138 00:50:27,330 --> 00:50:29,050 ? Ooh ? 1139 00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:32,930 ? I wish ? 1140 00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:36,010 ? Star light ? 1141 00:50:36,210 --> 00:50:37,850 ? Ooh ? 1142 00:50:38,050 --> 00:50:41,140 ? Star bright ?? 1143 00:50:41,340 --> 00:50:44,250 GloNation! Yay! 1144 00:50:45,305 --> 00:51:45,265 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 1145 00:51:45,315 --> 00:51:49,865 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0